School Jokes

school joks

Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
?Teacher: Why do you say that
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class

Laughing

Mother : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead
Laughing

?TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse
Pupil :Mice
?TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby
Pupil : Twins

Laughing

?TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English
Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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مشكوووووووورة

so funny. Thanks alot